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Chuck Norris
I recently noticed we have no Chuck Norris related thread. I seek to remedy that. Please post all your Chuck Norris jokes, etc. here. Yes, this is heaven for some people.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. Not becuase Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does earth-downs.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on. Not becuase Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He does earth-downs.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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I hate Chuck Norris. >_>
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I was actually in Chuck Norris's Karate Program and have a Purple Belt but since we moved to New Mexico I can't continue. =( Anyways with the jokes.
Chuck Norris's sweat can make a spaceship go to Pluto and back in 5 minutes.
Rock beats sicssors and sicssors beats paper and paper beats rock but Chuck Norris kicks all of their asses at the same time.
There is no such thing as Global Warming. Chuck Norris just got cold so he turned on the son.
Chuck Norris's sweat can make a spaceship go to Pluto and back in 5 minutes.
Rock beats sicssors and sicssors beats paper and paper beats rock but Chuck Norris kicks all of their asses at the same time.
There is no such thing as Global Warming. Chuck Norris just got cold so he turned on the son.
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I'm so tempted to lock this but because I'm no Admin power whore I'll let you guys continue with your insanity.
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AbsolDeath wrote:I'm so tempted to lock this but because I'm no Admin power whore I'll let you guys continue with your insanity.
...aww come on absol. What do you have against Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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LOL xD Those are good ones.
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares things down to get the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesn't read. He stares things down to get the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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AbsolDeath wrote:I hate Chuck Norris. >_>
IAWTC.
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Chuck Norris insanity eh? YAYY!!
if you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you
if you cant see Chuck Norris, then you better run for your life!
Chuck Norris can dig himself out of a bottomless pit with a spoon
ok, ok last one -
God said "Let There Be Light!"
Chuck Norris said "Say Please!"
if you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you
if you cant see Chuck Norris, then you better run for your life!
Chuck Norris can dig himself out of a bottomless pit with a spoon
ok, ok last one -
God said "Let There Be Light!"
Chuck Norris said "Say Please!"
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It's almost pathetic to say this is the most popular thread at the moment. O_O
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
...Absol, how is this pathetic? How about you make your own thread? O.o
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
...Absol, how is this pathetic? How about you make your own thread? O.o
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A whole thread dedicated to JUST me?
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Root your location has to be the most insulting thing to my location ever! (lol joking, but i still find it a little bit rude)
and no Absol, not a thread dedicated to you.. i think he means make a pokemon discussion thread that can (and will) be more popular, such as a particular pokemon D/P/Pt discussion
then again your the Admin, you can do what you want xD
and no Absol, not a thread dedicated to you.. i think he means make a pokemon discussion thread that can (and will) be more popular, such as a particular pokemon D/P/Pt discussion
then again your the Admin, you can do what you want xD
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XD A whole thread about me does seem just a TAD bit obnoxious. gah ending post, back to science!
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If pain is weakness leaving the body, Chuck Norris has the ultimate get-ripped-quick plan.
^Invented by myself while me and my friends were telling Chuck Norris jokes just moments ago.
^Invented by myself while me and my friends were telling Chuck Norris jokes just moments ago.
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Chuck Norris died.
How's that?
How's that?
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Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself and the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself and the back of the head.
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Dark Wolf... everyone can divide by zero, its basic math xP (apart from microsoft calculators.. which all say "Result of function is undefined" rofl)
Chuck Norris wasn't born, he punched his way out of the womb.
children wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas!
Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.. in retaliation Chuck Norris invented Racism.
Chuck Norris wasn't born, he punched his way out of the womb.
children wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas!
Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.. in retaliation Chuck Norris invented Racism.
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My bad he divided 0.
Chuck Norris was born in a cabin that he built with his own hands.
Chuck Norris was born in a cabin that he built with his own hands.
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